“Why can’t I hold all these feelings?”
Where can I find these tissues?
Oh, Germany.
(via veggiesaxophone)
Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]
oh, that’s excellent.s
(via veggiesaxophone)
$57
I’m getting closer, Rae…
$50.50
humm
$14.50
can you guys tell I live an exciting life
$78
oops
$91 whoop whoop
$14.
…wooo.
$15
im edgier than dashie by $1
$25.50
wait did i add that right
$55 what
$25 I am so daring.
$80 huh?! damn.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
LET ME ESCAPE FIRST I LEAVE IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS I’M TOO PRETTY TO DIE IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OR FROM STRAY BULLETS
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No.
Tumblr is like a barricade, we’re the resistance!
Yeah, what the fuck. I will not mix tumblr, twitter and facebook.
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