I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

between-rage-and-serenity:

because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

Thanks Mag, you’re now making me consider the velociraptor-withstanding capabilities of this town’s new hospital. Things aren’t looking good.

(via shiftingthroughstatic)

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